He was looking at his watch

Ok, It was 7:30 am on Saturday morning. I had already been to the gym and I was pretty hyped up. I needed new tires so I headed over to Discount tire. Arriving 30 minutes before they were open I could see a sales meeting going on inside. The sales manager was standing in front of his group. I don’t know what he was saying, but I was watching his group.

Here we go:  one guy was, no kidding, boldly picking his nose, one was checking his watch, sitting right in front of the speaker and one was thumbing through a magazine. But no one was focused on the speaker. Did this stop him? No, I don’t believe he even noticed.

Did I mention I just came from the gym and was all hyped up, I mean more than usual. So I’m jumping up and down out side their door, yelling at the speaker. “Hey, they aren’t listening” , “Look he’s reading”   Finally the doors opened and I explode into the show room. Yea they weren’t ready for me.

I’m telling the sales manager to give his employees a test on his presentation. I start pointing out the offenders. Employees are scattering into the garage to escape. Now I tell the sales manager how I can help him.

His next words “Your Hired”

Do you need my help